I have had quite an interesting 24 hours. In no particular order:
Fell off of the couch while playing Wii golf not once, but twice! (Alcohol WAS a factor)
Ripped half a toe nail off, OUCH!
While mowing got stung repeatedly in the calf by a ground bee/ yellow jacket, which then got stuck on my sock. I ran across the yard, throwing my shoes and socks off and now I am pretty sure my neighbors think I am crazy!.
Twisted my ankle by slipping in the mud mowing up the back hill.
The Benadryl I took for the bee stings kicked in while I was grocery shopping. I was asked several times if I needed help shopping. I wonder how bad I really looked.....
Got soap in my eye while in the shower.
Gums swelled up when I flossed.
You get the gist! So, as I said before I would really love to have an ice cold Blue Moon right now, but I am afraid I will somehow bust my teeth out with the bottle. I know, I'll just pour it in a glass and enjoy.
At least I know tomorrow HAS to be better!